You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
What a dumb baby whore.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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