I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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