I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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