why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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