this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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