Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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