ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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