this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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