When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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