I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
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