Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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