come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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