How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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