Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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