Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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