? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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