You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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