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READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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