Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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