i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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