She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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