she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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