I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Naked. naked and bneed help.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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