I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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