It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
whose ass print is on the piano?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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