I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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