Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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