just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I think I just sharted jello shots
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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