just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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