Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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