she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
Randomize
