Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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