Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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