You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Pants are for mortals
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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