You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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