you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
