HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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