i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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