Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
