You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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