you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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