i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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