O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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