Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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