Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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