Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
She bit a glass in half.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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