dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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