I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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