he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
This is the prime rib incident all over again
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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