I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
