Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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